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Everything a newcomer needs: what PITBOSS is, how to buy $PIT on Robinhood Chain step by step, and how the tools on this site work. No jargon you can't look up right here.

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PITBOSS sitting with a coffee, reading the ticker tape

01 · The basics

What is PITBOSS?

PITBOSS ($PIT) is the AI floor boss of Robinhood Chain — a memecoin with a working website behind it. He's a chunky robot in an amber pit jacket who watches every fill and roasts every bag.

Most memecoins ship a logo and a promise. PITBOSS ships two things you can use today:

Live The Pit A 3D trading floor showing Robinhood Chain's tokenized stocks and hottest Pons coins, with real trades flying in as order slips. Live Roast my bag Paste any Robinhood Chain address. PITBOSS reads what's in it and stamps a verdict. Read-only — no wallet connect.
Oct 9 $PIT The token. Fair launch on Pons, the launchpad on Robinhood Chain. It's a memecoin — fun first, no promises.

02 · Step by step

How to buy $PIT

Five steps. If you already have ETH on Robinhood Chain in a wallet, skip to step 3.

  1. Get a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain

    Use a regular EVM wallet like MetaMask or Rabby. Then add the Robinhood Chain network with the details below — one click if your wallet is installed in this browser.

    Network details

    No wallet detected in this browser. Open this page in your wallet's built-in browser, or add the network manually in your wallet's settings (Networks → Add network) with the details above.

    Tip: if the main RPC is slow or blocked on your network, use the public RPC https://robinhood-rpc.publicnode.com instead. Both talk to the same chain.

  2. Get ETH on Robinhood Chain

    You pay for $PIT (and gas) with ETH on Robinhood Chain. Two ways to get it there:

    • Bridge it. Move ETH from Ethereum or Arbitrum using the official Robinhood Chain bridge. Get the bridge link from Robinhood Chain's official docs — never from a DM or a reply.
    • Withdraw from an exchange. If your exchange supports Robinhood Chain withdrawals, pick Robinhood Chain as the network and send to your wallet address.

    Tip: gas on Robinhood Chain is cheap, but keep a little ETH back after your buy so you can sell or move later.

  3. Open $PIT on Pons

    Pons is the launchpad and trading venue on Robinhood Chain where $PIT launches. Use the button below — it always points to the right place.

    Open Pons

    Before launch this opens the Pons launchpad. After launch it opens the $PIT page directly.

  4. Paste the contract address (CA) from this page

    Copy the CA below and paste it into Pons search. Then check it matches the pinned post on our X and Telegram. Same characters, every one. If anything differs, stop.

  5. Set the amount and confirm the swap

    Enter how much ETH to spend, review what you'll receive, then confirm in your wallet. Make sure your wallet shows Robinhood Chain as the network before you sign.

    Heads up: memecoins swing hard. Only spend what you can afford to lose. Nothing on this site is financial advice.

03 · Opening bell

Launch details

Opening bell Fri 9 Oct 2026 · 15:00 UTC Your time: —
  • Where: Pons, on Robinhood Chain.
  • How: fair launch — everyone gets the same shot when it opens. No presale is planned.
  • When the CA appears: at launch, on this site (CA strips everywhere) and in the pinned posts on X and Telegram — at the same time.
  • Before launch: anyone posting a "$PIT contract" is not us. There's nothing to buy yet.

04 · The floor

How The Pit works

The Pit is a live 3D trading floor for Robinhood Chain. It runs in your browser — no wallet, no sign-up.

Booths

Each booth is a market: tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain and the hottest Pons coins right now. The price board on top shows the live price and 24h move.

Slips

Every flying order slip is a real trade that just happened on-chain. Green for buys, red for sells, size in USD.

Click a booth

Open a booth for its details — price, volume, change — and a link to trade it where it lives.

Data comes from public Robinhood Chain sources and refreshes continuously. If a feed lags, The Pit says so instead of guessing.

05 · The verdict

How Roast my bag works

  1. You paste an address. Any Robinhood Chain address — yours or a friend's. You never connect a wallet or sign anything.
  2. We read public balances. ETH, tokenized stocks, Pons coins and stablecoins on that address, priced from Robinhood Chain markets. That's all — the same data anyone can see on the explorer.
  3. The AI writes the roast. PITBOSS gets a summary of the bag and writes a headline, a roast and one of seven grades, from Floor Legend down to Margin Called.
  4. You share it. Download the 1200×630 card, copy it, or post to X with a link that shows your card.
  • Stored: the roast text and the address, so share links keep working. Nothing else.
  • Rate limits: about six fresh roasts per visitor every ten minutes. Roasting the same address again shows the verdict already on file. If you see "Floor's packed", wait a minute and try again.
  • It's comedy. A grade is a joke, not a rating or advice.
Roast a bag →

06 · The ticket

Token

Name
PITBOSS
Ticker
$PIT
Chain
Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663)
Launchpad
Pons
Launch
Fair launch on Pons · Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:00 UTC. No presale planned.
Contract

$PIT is a community memecoin with no expectation of financial return. Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. Supply mechanics follow the Pons launch — check the $PIT page on Pons after launch for the live numbers.

07 · House rules

Safety

01

Only trust the CA on this site and the pinned posts on our X and Telegram. Anything else is fake.

02

Admins never DM first. If "support" messages you, it's a scam. Block and move on.

03

No airdrops, no claim links. We don't run any. Any "claim your $PIT" link is a wallet drainer.

04

We never ask you to connect a wallet on this site. Roast my bag and The Pit are read-only. If a page here asks you to sign, you're not on pitboss.live.

05

Never share your seed phrase. Not with us, not with anyone, not ever.

08 · Floor questions

FAQ

What is Robinhood Chain?

An EVM blockchain (chain id 4663) that uses ETH for gas. It's home to tokenized stocks and to Pons, the launchpad where $PIT launches. Any EVM wallet like MetaMask or Rabby works once you add the network.

Is PITBOSS affiliated with Robinhood?

No. PITBOSS is an independent community memecoin that lives on Robinhood Chain. It's not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood Markets, Inc.

When can I buy $PIT?

At launch: Friday 9 October 2026, 15:00 UTC, on Pons. The contract address appears on this site and in our pinned posts at that moment. Before that, there's nothing to buy.

Where do I get ETH on Robinhood Chain?

Bridge ETH from Ethereum or Arbitrum with the official Robinhood Chain bridge, or withdraw from an exchange that supports Robinhood Chain as a network. See step 2.

My wallet doesn't show Robinhood Chain. What now?

Add it: use the "Add Robinhood Chain to wallet" button in step 1, or enter the network details manually in your wallet's settings.

Does Roast my bag need my wallet?

No. You paste an address; we read public balances. Nothing is connected, nothing is signed, nothing moves. You can roast any address.

Is there a presale, airdrop or whitelist?

No presale is planned and we don't run airdrops or claim links. It's a fair launch on Pons. Anyone offering you early access is scamming you.

Is this financial advice?

No. $PIT is a memecoin with no expectation of financial return. Prices can go to zero. Only spend what you can afford to lose.